Something for the weekend....

My son is skanky, everyone says he is cute, and no doubt to some he is, but that because you've only seen pictures of him, looking all angelic and not the filthy young man he is, I have just invested some pennies in a lovely shiny new laptop, he jumped on me today, and made me spill my tea on it! needless to say i am not impressed, yesterday while in the midst of a horrendous hangover he proceeded to EAT THE CATFOOD, when i cleaned him up, his breath smelt so bad, i threw up in the sink... and no matter how much you shout and punish him, does he care? no he bloody well does not!

Don't be fooled by the cute! this kid is horrendous!!

Anyway! he ate more today, was told off, and then when we were looking for his shoes did it AGAIN! thing is, you can't even get him to eat normal human food most days! what is it with this kid?? I have no idea why he acts like he does, my first son was a total angel in comparison to Zack, he constantly misbehaves, then acts all cute, if my son is the Antichrist (like i believe he probably is) I apologise for bringing around the end of the world!

In other news, my shiny new Dell laptop with 64bit windows 7 on runs like a dream! Mass Effect looks lovely on it (for such an old game) and runs as smooth as silk (once patched) Windows 7 was terrible on my desktop, maybe because of the motherboard, or the mish mash of cheap off the shelf bits, i don't know, yeah i do know games will be about 25fps slower, but i guess the only game i will notice that on is GTA IV and i really don't think i will be playing that any time soon, as i have at least 10 games to finish before i get to that!

I am currently playing Oblivion, and added naked ladies to it, its great fun! I might even finish Fallout afterwards, with the same mods...

RPG Nerd HEAVEN! naked elves with fake boobs! (Oblivion: Yesterday)

I also bought Flatout Ultimate Carnage for my 360, this was only £5, total bargain! so i shall be playing that too when i find the time... I still have last weeks Being Human to watch! where does all the time go??

To stop the hurt of having spent £80 in a restaurant last night, which was barely better than a mediocre pub food pub type place (fuck me! I am excellent at the expressing myself with letters thing!) I watched "Pants on the ground" as I happened to see it in passing, however i saw several remixes, and enjoyed them, as well as some decent cover versions! Here is one of my favourites so far....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwMTZN41GBc&feature=related

Hope you enjoy it! and have less stress this weekend than I did, Oh and in case you are wondering, the laptop cleaned up fine, and Zack doesn't have food poisoning YET!

One follower?

Blimey! only 1 person following me, what a disgrace, its probably because I've not written anything for sooooo long, I just bought a zoom lens for my digital camera, I've not been taking any pics for a bit... but i am starting again soon!

Been keeping my head down, but as work isn't as hectic at the mo, i thought it would kick this shit off again!

so, Reviews of stuff i bought, people i hate, and pointing and laughing at those less fortunate... If you've read my old posts, you probably know what to expect, and as for the web comic, I've not even started that yet! nor do i think i will, so that ones closed due to lack of interest already!

In the mean time... here is every Under Construction Gif ever... just because

http://www.textfiles.com/underconstruction/

No updates for fuckign ages!

Yeah I know i havn't updated this for a long time, but i thought i would just pop in and say "worry ye not favus fan! you shall get your fix soonly"

Yeah its coming back, less personal, more shite, stuff I think is intresting, so yeah, enjoy it!!

Moving and shit...

I have just started playing and MMO called "Runes of Magic" Its German, it looks a lot like WoW tbh, I was going to do a mini review of it, but i have not had chance to play it that much what with moving and all, I will do later tho. I am moving back in with my Ex (mother of my youngest) and now no longer Ex, so there's a lot of work to do! and much to pack, this is my last day in this house, I shall not lie! I have had a good time here, its been fun... I will have to wave goodbye to quiet evening in alone, and sordid fun... But that said, i know L loves me, and were a family again, so lets hope it all works out this time.

TVFail is dead

I deleted TV fail of my own accord, apparently laughing at men dressed as women is not funny... even really really bad ones.. and i got my account deleted...

You win!

PS: it was my www.tvchix.com account that was deleted, not my blogger account, theres nothing wrong with what i did!! I deleted TVfail, as i could no longer update it... with you failures....

Nothing!

I am updating my other blog, so this one is being a bit left out, I am also in Brum this week, so i'm not going to update any time soon! don't cry tho'

Vindaloooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Last night after college me and Denis went for a curry, We both had a Chicken Vindaloo from Wetherspoons (this is how classy we are!) Neither me not Denis had has anything this hot before, I managed to finish, He had to run off to the loo to rinse his head under the tap!

I enjoyed it quite frankly, the feeling my head was on fire and my face was melting was awesome, I think curries i have had in the past from wetherspoons always seem to be 1 chili hotter than they should be.. anyway it cleared my sinuses out and it was great! I would heartily recommend them, although the Pedigree i had with it was a bit rank! ho hum.. bring on the Abbot!

I'm feeling quite up again after a roller coaster of emotions.. I am likely to crash into a big steaming heap any day now... I keep being late for work and sleeping in too, that's really no good at all.

What am I hating at the moment? that's a good question! Zoosk! the fuckers have started making it pay to talk AND censoring your MSN address.. hehe not gonna pull on there anymore..

Christmas too is annoying the fuck out of me, If you don't like eggs, no one calls you a misery for not liking eggs... If you don't like bumsex, they don't all nag you to join in with it, and sing songs about it at you, so why do it with Christmas? I hate Christmas, its stupid, pointless and boring as fuck, and like Stuart Roberts, should die in a fire... preferably as soon as possible.