Sunday, 13 April 2014

Review of “Things fall apart” by Chinua Achebe book #2 on the “Books of shite” list

“The white man is very clever. He came quietly and peaceably with his religion. We were amused at his foolishness and allowed him to stay. Now he has won our brothers, and our clan can no longer act like one. He has put a knife on the things that held us together and we have fallen apart.”
― Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart

This book could not be MORE DIFFERENT than any of the books I have read recently, Its a book by an African author set in Nigeria in the 1890s when Great Britain were taking over and so were the missionaries from the church, The book follows the life story of Okonkwo a fierce warrior and wrestler a manly man indeed – Okonkwo hates his father, he sees him as lazy and feckless, and doesn't want to be anything like him, he wants to be the fiercest manliest man in the world – and out of all his clans – but the world is changing, and although he is steadfast in his ambitions – things in the world are set to thwart him, I had no real love for our main protagonist – he is extremely traditional in his views and those are fairly diametrically opposed to the views of our modern society – but in the context of 1890's Nigeria you can see why he thinks as he does.

I have no idea how historically accurate this is, but it written by a Nigerian who clearly knows his stuff – It was a really interesting insight into Nigerian customs and it was a really great story to read – and I say nothing like any book I have read recently – well out of my comfort zone and it's all the better for it – It wasn't a massive book, and I think I read it from cover to cover in 3 sittings – I will definitely read the follow up book – and I can't recommend it highly enough.

I give “Things fall apart” a massive 9/10 – Well worth reading!


The Blade itself by John Applecrumble - Book #1 on the "Books of shite" list - Review

Right now – Here (albeit belatedly) is the review of “The Blade itself” by John Applecrumble..


Preamble...


I decided the other day to (as I have said) read a list of books that I downloaded – In Alphabetical order and only skip the ones that I have heard of and I know I won't like, I probably made a giant mistake ALREADY by skipping “Catch me if you can” (The one that was made into a Leo Dicaprio film) but ho hum, I am going to carry on! - I will skip Harry Potter and The Hunger Games and 50 shades of Grey (if it was on the list, it isn't) and books that I really KNOW I will hate – I really don't like starting a book and not finishing it! - The main reason for me doing this is to find new Authors for me to read, and to find and enjoy books I really wouldn't normally pick up, People say all the time I should read things, and I always politely (Like everyone does) succeed and say “Oh yes, I will add that to my “to read” list! - I have heard it's excellent” but never do – and another reason is so I can review them here, not for your entertainment – but simply because I haven't really written anything for a long time and I feel totally out of practice, and to that end – here follows the review of book #1 on my “books of shite” list “The Blade itself” by John Applecrumble.

Review


Something you cannot escape from straight away when you read this fantasy novel are comparisons the Game of Thrones series by George RR Martin – When I was searching for a book cover for this very blog I noticed these almost immediately, so when you read this you know pretty much what you're going to get – A large city in the “Middle” of the world that runs the world, Skirmishes on the border... Kings... and a threat from the north and one from the dark skinned people of the East... Its all there but its a fantasy book, so its going to a fantasy version of our world – because that's what people do.

I must admit I did struggle with the book (and the writing) at first, It took me till I was least a quarter of the way through the book to get into it, and I am glad I did – Each character has their own chapters (Like George RR Martin) but each of them think subtly differently – and because the Northman Logen thinks a certain way, reading his chapters writing style sort of grated on me – Logen is a sort of hero of the north a named man, who is a bit of a legend – he supposedly is a great warrior who somehow beat a great many men in battle, but when he does fight you wonder how – its until later on that particular secret is revealed (and I won't spoil it for you) – but the book follows the politics and the everyday life of these characters giving you a history of why they all end up where they do, and they all come together as the book goes on – and meet up and war is of course brewing (as opposed to winter coming). It has interesting characters, although there seems to be a bit a lack of strong women characters – I have seen people say that George RR Martin is really not very good at writing female characters and you know that's pretty much standard for the fantasy genre author – they're just not very good with women, that's why they're writing fantasy novels and not having sex with a lot of women. Another problem I had with the book was the word “shit” is waaaaay over used and I mean REALLY overused – I would word count if I knew how, but I pretty sure the book is AT LEAST 14% shit, I mean the word shit, not shit – its really not a bad book.

I really didn't know what to expect from this book (Or indeed any of the books I am reading on this list) because most of them I know nothing about, I will have only seen the cover when I read it – and not judging books by their covers is something we're told not to do from day one, but lets be honest – we really do don't we?

All in all it was a good first book in the trilogy, I will maybe read the rest of them, so I must have genuinely liked it – I am really not a masochist, So bearing all that in mind, and the sketchy and jarring writing style of the first quarter to half of the book I will give “The Blade itself” an above average 6 out of 10


Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Quick post (not a proper post) I have finished reading "The Blade itself" and it was alright, i will post a full review of that later on today (when i have written it) - I have gone on to book two which is something callled "Things fall apart" by Chinua Achebe - Not watching to judge a book by its cover, he looks African... it could be African! I have no idea what its about! How exciting...

A book - Yesterday

Sunday, 30 March 2014

Books of shite!!

I have a load of ébooks, i just did a list of them all, I have LOADS! so yeah, I am going to start reading them! can you judge a book by its cover? first on the list is...

LIST OF BOOKS HERE

Well i am going in alphabetical order, its not Games from the chippy I know, theres going to be no You Tube videos, however i will post a review of each book as i read/re-read them... if i come to a group of books i will read the first one, and come back to them if i enjoy them, i will be skipping and not reading books that are of no interest to me (or kids books! I am talking to YOU Harry Potter...)

First book on the list is

Abercrombie, Joe - The Blade Itself.mobi

I have no idea who Joe Applecrumble is, here is the cover of said book.. 

Joy! this looks fun... here i go.... 


Saturday, 28 September 2013

Fuck Karoo n all!

I have had Karoo a couple of months now, It started off at about 12Mbs, physically I am LESS than a mile from the exchange, so i SHOULD get 21Mbs on ADSL 2+, however according to Karoo themselves, I am more than a mile and a half away (along their crappy wires) and so I will only get about 8Mbs AVERAGE so er yeah, thanks for your £40 very much! and fuck you...

well thanks Karoo, you skanks...


Fuck online dating..

Should i even bother??

I have given up online dating, why?

Seriously, is this the best you can do?
At least make an effort with your photograph!!





Seriously! PUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE AWAY!!
AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DOG! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DOG! I AM NOT DATING YOUR DOG!! 

Seriously women... I have had enough of you! :(

Sunday, 30 June 2013

I have nothing to say... so here is a picture...

hehe dumbass